Wednesday, 5 July 2017

The appeal of a cricket player on the fielding team asking an umpire for a decision 

The village grapevine suggests the local cricket club is displeased to hear Forbes Davidson, wearing either his Hemingbrough Parish Councillor Hat, or his Hemingbrough Institute and Playing Fields Committee Representative Hat, or his Selby District Council Community Engagement Forum Representative Hat, or his Yorkshire Local Councils Associations (Selby Branch) Representative Hat or his Director’s Hat in Councillor Procter’s private ‘Hall for Hemingbrough’ Company, or even No Hat at all, mention in public the Hemingbrough Cricket Field and possible redevelopment.

Hats?  Sounds like ‘fingers’ and ‘pies’ to me!