Mrs Jean Chilvers (6)

Unintended consequences.  Friends at the gym couldn’t use the Jacuzzi after their exercise sessions last Friday.  They were peeing themselves with laughter about Mrs. Chilvers’ vulgar letter to the newspaper and didn’t want to contaminate the water. 

Naturally, they all want to know why she might have done that.  I told them I don’t know for sure but maybe it’s because I have been reporting that the individual benefitting most from the supposedly independent Hemingbrough United Charities, THAT WAS SET UP TO BENEFIT THE POOR OF HEMINGBROUGH PARISH, that the Parish Council claimed it administered when it had no lawful right to do so, was Parish Councillor Colin Chilvers, son of the long-serving Charity Chairman, Parish Councillor and sometime Parish Council Chairman, Roland Chilvers. 

Colin Chilvers leased the Charity’s only asset, agricultural land, without a rent increase for sixteen years, and it is alleged that yearly Government subsidies exceed what he pays the charity in rent.      

His father went nuts when that news hit the fan! Nice work if you can get it! 

Now, even more people know! Of course, it may not be that at all, maybe it’s just that time of the month.  

Old witches are said to be more active at Halloween.